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Lift 3 will be 20 pounds!

February 25th, 2009

Holy cow! A HUGE last-minute surge cracked $2,000 just in time for Friday’s lift on the WGN Morning News at 8:45am! So come on, people, put my beard to the test: what 20 pound object should I lift on Friday?

For reference, this is what a 20 pound hamburger looks like:

  1. February 26th, 2009 at 09:39 | #1

    Wait. Is that burger really huge? Or is that man really tiny?

  2. church
    February 26th, 2009 at 09:43 | #2

    So, you’re lifting the burger then, right? RIGHT?

  3. February 26th, 2009 at 11:05 | #3

    The beard is magic. It has it’s own zip code now.

  4. February 26th, 2009 at 11:47 | #4

    Lift a cat! A pudgy cat, I guess. Or an infant!

  5. Liz
    February 26th, 2009 at 12:40 | #5

    What about something Easter/spring-y…like 20 pounds of Peeps, or one of those rabbit banks with the crazy red eyes!

  6. February 26th, 2009 at 15:34 | #6

    How much space would 20 pounds of Peeps take up??? I bet it would fill the entire WGN studios…

  7. Kristen
    February 26th, 2009 at 18:09 | #7

    Does it hurt when you lift things with your beard? I don’t want you to get hurt.

    I would try to lift a boombox. Or a Tivo. Something electronic, because that you can get some fancy high end technology sponsors. Like


    If you can get free toner, you are in the money.

  8. Killy
    February 26th, 2009 at 21:44 | #8

    When The Beard falls in water it doesn’t get wet. The water gets Bearded.

  9. Emma B
    February 27th, 2009 at 02:40 | #9

    Should I offer up the Vanilla Gorilla for next week? He weighs approximately 31 lbs….

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