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Lift 2 will be 15 pounds!

February 18th, 2009

It’s that time again: midnight on a Wednesday! So far, we’ve raised an incredible $1,545.00, so that means I’ll be lifting a 15 pound object on Friday!

Even more insane: I’ll be doing this lift in front of 3,000 people at the UIC Pavilion! Tickets are available online or at the door, so if you want to see my beard fail in spectacular fashion live and in person, come on out!

Now the real question: What will I lift? That’s up to you! Make your suggestions in the comments! Can you beat the hilarity of last week’s Millennium Falcon? I’d like to see you try!

  1. February 19th, 2009 at 00:11 | #1

    2 human heads.

  2. magen
    February 19th, 2009 at 00:32 | #2

    Darn! 15 pounds! I was going to enlist my 6 month old for the cause…she is 13 pounds!

  3. Lisa Verdon
    February 19th, 2009 at 07:09 | #3

    You should lift a small dog…like Wookie:) He’s about 15lbs, put on some extra weight over the winter:(

  4. February 19th, 2009 at 08:11 | #4

    Three five-pound bags of flour

  5. magen
    February 19th, 2009 at 08:56 | #5

    An easybake oven and a framed 8×10 of the windy cidy rollers!

  6. church
    February 19th, 2009 at 09:13 | #6

    I am telling you. A child.

  7. Athena
    February 19th, 2009 at 09:14 | #7

    The Ivy King Cup!!!!!!

  8. Lisa Verdon
    February 19th, 2009 at 10:58 | #8

    I’ve got the easy bake oven for ya!! and the accessories & cookie mixes if needed!!

  9. Martha Deetjen
    February 19th, 2009 at 11:22 | #9

    A tv tray table with a Hungry Man tv dinner and a 12 pack of beer.

    Or, a pair or two of the Windy City Rollers roller skates.

  10. Mick J
    February 19th, 2009 at 11:54 | #10

    How about Harmy’s newborn plus a pair of skates? Um….or else Doris’ small-but-mighty dog Scout? Can I volunteer anyone else’s anything else?

  11. Karen
    February 19th, 2009 at 13:17 | #11

    I got it! Kay’s amazing Guinness chocolate cake must way at least 15 pounds. And then we can eat it after the lift :)

  12. John
    February 19th, 2009 at 13:57 | #12

    Three pairs of Derby Skates?

  13. February 19th, 2009 at 18:40 | #13

    I like the EZ-Bake Oven idea…though you can’t beat the skates for thematic consistency. Plus if the weight comes out just a bit off, you could add kneepads or a bottle of water to round it out!

  14. Nora
    February 20th, 2009 at 03:21 | #14

    @Martha Deetjen
    Oh man….I’m torn between the hungry man tv dinner with 12 pack and the two human heads…..

  15. kristen
    February 20th, 2009 at 11:29 | #15

    Nicole’s son Baby Hugh.

    My cat fish in his carrier.

  16. kristen
    February 20th, 2009 at 11:30 | #16

    Can someone tape the lift so it can be posted on the website?

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